Record / CD / Tape
Bootleg Studios
1980

As promised the here it is, prob. the worst record in the world, not just the concept and the artwork but even the playing on it, It wasn't that the musicians were bad, in fact they were all from the BBC radio orchestra, the MD was a great trumpet player called Andy Wardour who had toured the USA with Maynard Furguson and Stan Kenton, the whole session was a shambles, everyone just decided it was best just to get drunk! and it's all on this Bootleg gem, (The drunken key change is a musical classic).

Just look at the front and rear labels of the record, Imagine giving this to your wife or girl/boyfriend as a token of your love, OMG it says "To.." and "From.." (see the B side) WHY?, The whole thing would seem to suggest that your girlfriend is an old boot who you suspect is seeing someone else!!! (If she wasnt she soon would be if you gave her one of these for her birthday!!! haaaaa

PS: This record is so bad Bruce Mitchell once tried to buy this only surviving copy off me for £30!! wish I had saved the other 7,999 from the skip now.