Fanzine
Distractions, Frantic Elevators, Jon the Postman, Manicured Noise, Smirks, The Things, Andy Zero
Russell Club
1st April 1979

Featuring: Frantic Elevators, Manicured Noise, Jon the Postman, The Things, The Smirks, The Distractions.
Contributors: Andy Zero, Martin X, Godzilla, Kev.
Offices: Russell Club, Royce Road, Hulme, Manchester

Illustration by Martin X
TRANSCRIPTION:
CUT OUT AND KEEP. THE FIRST OF A SERIES ON WILD AND WOOLY MANCHESTER No.1. "THE GUARDIANS OF LAW AND ORDER"
Meanwhile:- AS "CROMWELL" SAID ON T.V.
"-who constantly complain - represent an increasing threat to the security of the community"